Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Randomize
