while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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