Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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