I feel like abortions should bother me more
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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