Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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