i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I need mimosas to revive my soul
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Shame is for Republicans.
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