They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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