So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
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Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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