so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
