I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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