I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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