real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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