So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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