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(541): View more from Oregon

so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested

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(312): View more from Illinois

Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.

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(716): View more from New York

Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?

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(925): View more from California

its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife

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(574): View more from Indiana

almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea

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(713): View more from Texas

Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.

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