I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize