Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
