Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Say something about gay babies.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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