ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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