Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A

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(225): View more from Louisiana

She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.

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(210): View more from Texas

he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me

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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels

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(708): View more from Illinois

Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.

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