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• (616): View more from Michigan

  it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".

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• (469): View more from Texas

  words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Youre having a picnic

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  Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees

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• (716): View more from New York

  New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.

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