YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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