my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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