Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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