i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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