fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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