shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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