worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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