Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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