how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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