please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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