Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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