You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
