Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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