Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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