I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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