stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
