All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I want to make a zoo with you.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
