Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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