4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My dad just said "fuck circus"
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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