windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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