You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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