i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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