Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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