I'm drive I can fine osifer
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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