Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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