Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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