Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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