im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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