Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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