I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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