beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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