Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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