I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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