i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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