Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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