I want to make a zoo with you.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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