she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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