I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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