I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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