We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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