i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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